"Oh, the solidarity of the sisters of the moon. The parallels between a woman’s mystic cycles echoing the eternal procession of death and rebirth. The bonds of womynhood reinforced as we dance the slow steps the sacred cycle together. Connected to the moon above and the earth below. Oh, the glorious mystery of being a woman.
You can read the rest (and try not to kill yourself suppressing the giggles, wind up choking, and have a workmate try to adminster the Heimlich, as happened to me), here.
(This would be a really good time to turn this into an icon, I feel).